V/H/S/2

God these movies are so corny and stupid I thought the first one was kinda dog but jesus christ

I just don’t understand the necessity to have almost every plot involve a chicks boobs, its like these writers wanted to make a porno so bad or something, its kinda goofy?

Movie started with a dude watching a guy cheat…okay but then the first story they just randomly introduce some weird uncle ghost and the only way to get rid of him is to have the chick pull her gazanga’s out and have sex like what..?

Its like they had a 12 year old boy writing the stories for these movies its lame as hell

This was easily better than the first movie, the second tape is easily my favorite. I’d rank the other tapes in order of third, first, fourth, and lastly the overarching story. Zombies are my favorite horror creatures so I’m definitely biased but the effects were excellent

HOLY HELL....THIS WAS SO CREEPY.
the story about the cult scared the shit out of me and I'm was creeped out. the acting was really good and the second story made me sob😪 honestly way better than the first one and I'm so HYPED to see the third one!

2/10

RATING - 5.2 🍿

This found footage, much like the first one, follows a private investigator trying to locate a college student that has come up missing. When breaking into the college kids house he finds that the student has VHS tapes and what he finds on them is very disturbing footage that only can be described as disturbing.

I give this movie 5.2 bags of 🍿 as it’s laid out much like the first one and the stories I found to be less interesting but with more gore. The stories I thought cared less about telling any back story and just went straight to just caos and blood. There is a few parts that made me cringe with the gore but overall I enjoyed the first one a tad more. If you liked the first one, I’d watch this one but if not this one won’t make you wanna watch the next one.

I’m T 🎬 and I hope you’re day is full of ✌️.. ❤️.. 🤲 .. and 🫡., love yall!

9/10