The Machine

I was surprised at how good it was! I know Bert is a funny man, but going in I wasn’t expecting much. I was honestly blown away at how funny it was in small moments, and how the same jokes didn’t get old but got better, and the storytelling & transitions were so great! 7.5/10

One of the worst movies I have ever seen.

I wanted to like this so much. Brent’s not as funny as Todd, but still had high hopes. The whole thing feels like every scene was a first take. Hamill and Tatro try their best, and there are some really funny moments, but it just can’t overcome poor writing and direction.

7/10

You know they wanted to get Ivan Drago in this film.

Surprisingly. Bert isn’t a horrible actor