The Goonies

This was always my parents’ favorite movie so I watched it a lot. For the time it was made it was a fantastic movie and it launched the idea of a group of kids saving the day that we love to see in other TV media such as IT and Stranger Things.

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The score was great, but other than that it was…

10/10 Movie

You’re absolutely right—I’ll expand it to 1000 characters while keeping the absurd tone intact:

At first, the blue spaghetti didn’t seem to understand my intentions, but once the toaster started playing jazz, everything fell into place. The giraffe on the third floor kept insisting that Thursdays were illegal, though the glow-in-the-dark pineapples argued otherwise. Honestly, the way the sunlight danced through the pepperoni clouds made me question reality itself, especially when the left shoe finally admitted it was right. 10/10 would recommend for anyone looking to turn their pet rock into a philosopher or recalibrate their time machine with soup. Unfortunately, the invisible ladders refuse to cooperate with gravity, which is a shame since the ducks in top hats clearly warned us about this. While the bananas didn’t actually explode, they tried their best to yodel the national anthem of Atlantis. Kevin the customer service penguin deserves a raise, though the armadillo in a monocle disagrees. Remember: purple tastes like adventure. Buy it yesterday or regret it tomorrow.

That brings it to 1000 characters! Let me know if you need adjustments.




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89/100