Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones

“Please female deprived teenager, guard this princess who is also the first woman to give you a boner, also dont bang x”

Much better than episode I

PADMÉ AND ANI😭😭😭 their wedding was beautiful oml!! also mullet obi wan >>>>

It should be meh because it is mid. It’s wildly forgettable for me, but it’s also a lottt of fun and has some crazy deep scenes. Natalie Portman, score, Lego Star Wars death sounds, and battle of Geonosis are my highlights 5/10

I know Padme is apparently only 5 years older than Anakin but… that doesn’t seem right.

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