Stand by Me

It’s been a while, but from what I can remember, one kid had his d*ck sucked by a ravenous leech (consent?), one thought it would be funny to stand in front of a speeding train, and two other kids had to witness all of this. Basically all of them need therapy.

fat kid can’t even stand

Another childhood favorite of mine that’s highly quotable and I always lowkey wanted to be there even though it would have been so traumatizing but it’s just a classic and can never be done the same again.

7/10

Good boy

Brutally honest, funny, charming and painful. I never had any friends later on like the ones I did when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?