Small Soldiers

I cannot objectively rate this. I adored this movie as a kid and watched it on repeat. All these years later, I still get nostalgic for it. It’s corny and has a few janky moments, but I think it holds up okay for what it is.

Rating: 6.5
A childhood favorite even if just from nostalgia alone.

Literally Toy Story if it but war. This movie reminds me of the Gremlins. Because like these toys literally getting like exploded and burned alive. Very entertaining to be honest.

used to watch it when I was younger with my brother and still love it to this day

This movie rocks. “I am Archer, emissary of the Gornogites.”

Definitely up there in my top like 20 movies of all time, brings me right back to my childhood