Machete

A fun recreation of action b-movies: It really hits most of the marks from the on the nose dialogue to the familiar story. It doesn’t take itself seriously either which helps making it entertaining.

2+

I hope this was a purposefully bad movie cause I loved it. So stupid. It was awesome. I’ve come to the conclusion that Danny Trejo looks like he smells bad. AND IT HAD ROBBIE D?!? Get the fuck outta here.

2+

I hope this was a purposefully bad movie cause I loved it. So stupid. It was awesome. I’ve come to the conclusion that Danny Trejo looks like he smells bad. AND IT HAD ROBBIE D?!? Get the fuck outta here.

5min in and I’m in love!!