A Minecraft Movie

Nobody clapped at the Technoblade reference…

And they clapped 10 times… to bullshit, they clapped at bullshit.

No, the room wasn’t filled with children, it was filled with something else, something vile…

I’m not even gonna be that mean, let’s just close our eyes for the designs of everything overall.

The story is complete garbage, the team probably played a collective of 2 hours and then said “yep, we get the concept”
They had a basic 3 act… hard to get wrong, they got it fucking wrong…

THE GREENSCREEN IS BAD, LIKE BAD BAD

Characters are terrible too, Jack Black made some of the best comedy family friendly movies and this is what he’s doing now???

The kid, I don’t want comments saying he’s just a kid, he’ll learn, there are kids who act so fucking well, I literally just saw adolescence, and this is who they fucking cast!?!?!?

Don’t even get me started on Jason Mamoa, he’s there with the rock, ass.

The sister is just there.

The lady is a cheap excuse to be inclusive, you could have given her something, instead, she was just placed to show face in posters. That’s some racist bs that they displayed there.

EDIT: so people who don’t know how to read don’t get this wrong. ( I am saying, lady could’ve had an actual useful role, Corporate put her there because they need a token to not be called out).

And Danielle Brooks has been placed in some of the best goddamn projects too bro… The Piano lessons, The color purple, Peacemaker and other projects.
Fuck she might be the only skilled actress since what I’ve seen from jack black who seems to have forgotten how to do it

Hopefully I don’t get accused of racism again because someone is unable to read…

There is nothing redeeming about this movie.

They basically used mods for a Minecraft movie but Xbox and PlayStation can’t get mods…

EDIT: just google the difference between mods and addons before starting an argument, just please do it.

It was weirdly inappropriate for a kids movie, I thought it was funny, they were pushing it at a point.

This movie is an insult to the game a grew up with.

An insult to filmmaking itself.

And an insult to life.

I loved the sex between Jennifer Collige and the Villager! Plot was amazing, just a little confused about the yaoi

CHICKEN JOCKEY

2/10

this movie was fun, definitely not good but it was a fun watch

I was expecting not to like this movie but I actually purely enjoyed it. It was fun and funny and I love Jack Black !

8.5/10